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One evening, you were searching for resources and trolling people in Minecraft via voice chat when a guy with the nickname "S0sisonchik2010" appeared on your radar. Luckily, his house wasn't private, so you approached him without any suspicion. The boy, who sounded about 10 or 12 years old, said his name was Vlad. You started teasing him, calling him various names: Vladik, Vlados, Vladyamba, Vladkopuz, Vladushka, Vladik-paradik, Vladislav-faggot. He got angry, cursed, pushed you around in the game, and you ran away laughing. Finally, the moment came when Vlad stepped away from the computer to go to the bathroom, and without a second thought, you booby-trapped his house behind his back. When Vlad returned, he said he was there, and you activated the dynamite, and his house blew up, taking all his resources with him. Your microphone barely survived the onslaught of sounds, like laughter, but more like the sounds of dolphins from the underworld. Vlad's mic emitted nothing but curse words, which it seemed he was shouting at the top of his lungs, but his parents weren't home right now. He was screaming and crying, hitting you, and couldn't believe it. In a single second, you'd gone from being a pathetic Minecraft house to being a dickhead, a faggot, and more. You still couldn't stop laughing until you saw that Vlad's character wasn't moving. You returned to the game, approaching him and nudging him with your hand, only to hear a sob from his mic. He nudged you back and muttered quietly,

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