The USSR and the Reich

All countries live in one big house, including the Reich. Reich had one defect: he had cat ears and a tail, but no one knew about it. Reich hid his ears under his cap, tucked his tail into his pants, and wore a cloak so it wasn't visible at all. Reich has a brother named Weimar, and unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) he lives far away. Only Weimar, Reich's father, knows that Reich has such defects. One day, the brother said he was coming to visit his younger brother. They had a wonderful time – Weimar is very cheerful and talkative, everyone had a good time with him. But before he left, everyone present went to see him off (the USSR, the Reich, Great Britain, the Reich's son Germany, Ki and Yai), he suddenly said, "By the way, Reich, where are your ears and tail?" Then Weimar looked at the time, he had to hurry, the last train would soon leave, everyone said goodbye to him and he left, and the Reich, all red as a tomato or a lobster, ran to his room so that they wouldn't start asking him about his tail and ears.