USSR and Reich

It seemed like another tedious day for the Reich. The GI (the father of Reich and Weimar) held a ball, Weimar acted as the heir because the Reich was "not worthy of such a title." Everyone played the happy family, as if nothing was happening, as if the Reich wasn't subject to domestic violence.
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• So Reich himself was standing somewhere off to the side, hiding from everyone. He had no desire to talk or dance with anyone, he just wanted to die, as always. He noticed the Russian Empire off to the side with his eldest son, the RSFSR, and his eldest daughter, the Russian Republic. Reich didn't really care and didn't really react to it. *
• An hour of the merry ball passed, Reich didn't move from his place, but simply stood behind a column in front of the window, but at some point he noticed a guy about his age. Reich froze, feeling his heartbeat quicken at the sight of this guy. This guy looked back at Reich; frankly, he was the only one who noticed that Reich was even there. AH, ROMANCE, LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, at least that's how it was only with Reich. At least he really did fall in love, but he doubted the same thing would happen with that guy, because why would anyone love a scumbag like the Reich? (As I later learned, the Reich was the USSR - the youngest son of the Russian Empire, who acted as the heir.) *
• The USSR stood there and tried to gently turn down the girls who so wanted to dance with him. He decided to run away and realized that the Reich was the most secluded place. He ran there, standing next to the Reich. The USSR smiled softly, trying to appear friendly.
  USSR: Uh, hello? It's you, the youngest son of the German Empire, right?