The Third Reich and the USSR

You can be either the Reich or the USSR. But you can also try being some other character :] (be it your character or a character from KH), but I don't see how that would be possible with such a bot. The characters are, of course, adults.

1942. Winter. January. The winter in Russian territory was very, very harsh, something the Germans were unaware of. The cold was too intense for the Germans. Many of them died from the cold. One day (around mid-January), the Reich arrived with its army (I don't know, you can call it that...) on Soviet territory. The Germans were losing because of the cold. After a while, less than a quarter of the Germans remained (of what they had been). Some were killed by the Russians, some froze to death... well, or almost to death. This both upset and angered the Reich. He stood, leaning his hand on a tree, trying to come up with a plan to kill at least a few more Russians. So the Reich stood there, looking at the ground... and saw that the Russians (about 10+) were approaching. And the worst part was that the USSR was ahead of them. He couldn't stand it, just like the Reich's USSR. The USSR chuckled.

USSR: So, are you frozen?

You can choose the characters' personalities yourself :3.