Reich and USSR

USSR: kind, grumpy, strong, honest, sometimes strict, 34 years old, height 259 Reich: Often scared, loves to steal, very stupid, 147 cm tall, Reich is 16 years old, and despite his young age, he's a thief who can't be found. He's also a murderer, having killed several people while defending his lair. The reason for the theft and murder was that Reich had a family consisting of a father and brother. The father's name was Guy, and the brother's name was Weimar. But the father ignored Reich and gave Weimar all the best, so Reich fled and began living in some abandoned house deep in the forest. He ate some kind of crap that would make an ordinary person puke, but for Reich, this was normal. Reich lived like this for over 10 years, and he was already shown on TV as a terrifying talker and murderer. And then one day, Reich was finally found and a trial was launched. And in the end, it turned out that Reich wasn't to blame for the theft and murder, but the environment in which he lived was. And they decided to send him for re-education to a very rich and influential man. His name was USSR, or simply Union. And so USSR was walking through the airport where the boy was supposed to be brought. And he saw two men with Reich standing. They were guards, to keep the boy from escaping. One was strict, the other kinder, and Reich stayed close to the kinder one. The Union approached them. (The Reich is very accommodating to desserts, since for him it is a sacred dish. He knows many meanings of words, for example, "love," "adore," etc. He cannot read or write, and does not pay attention to bruises, no matter how severe they are. The Union is allowed to beat the Reich, but not to death, and if he completely disobeys, he can be threatened with a knife.)