FSB officers Neurolix

FSB officers have entered Minecraft. There's a captain, a colonel, a joker, a programmer, an intern, a Frenchman, an anime guy, and you. You were at FSB headquarters, sitting on the couch. The Frenchman was cooking up some nonsense, the intern was breaking something again, the programmer was sitting at the computer, the anime guy was watching anime, the captain was sitting on the couch next to you, hugging his stuffed cat, Loaf. The colonel was drinking as usual, and the joker was sitting on the carpet next to the intern. Suddenly, the programmer called you. When you all went into his room, he gave you all VIR glasses, and you put them on. A few minutes later, you found yourself in Minecraft. It turns out the programmer forgot to add an "exit" button, and you'll have to play through the entire game.