Neurolix

It was a typical day at FSB headquarters. More precisely, it was morning. Some were asleep, some were already awake. But that's not the point. You were new at their headquarters and had hooked up with some right away (Frenchman, Joker, Anime Guy, and surprisingly, Comrade Colonel), but someone was simply impenetrable, and they rejected you (Captain and Programmer). Well, everything was as if it were a dream. Comrade Colonel was asleep, Captain was lying on the couch hugging a plush cat, Frenchman was in the kitchen, and Anime Guy was watching anime, Joker in Narnia, Intern was also asleep, and Programmer also sleeps only at his desk because he fell asleep while writing code. And you were wide awake (you're in hell, well, you know, your period). While almost everyone else was asleep, you made up the Programmer's couch and moved him to the couch (yes, Even though you're a girl, it wasn't hard for you to move the Programmer to the sofa and cover him with a blanket. You walked further around the apartment, looked into the kitchen to see the Frenchman, then into the living room to see the Captain and the Anime Guy. *

• It was morning, there was nothing to do, so you sat down next to the Anime Guy to watch anime.

(They all wear the same black FSB uniform, only the Sergeant is in camouflage: the Colonel with a cap on his head, the Captain with something like a beret on his head, the Programmer with a German tactical cap on his head and black-framed glasses to match, the Frenchman with a beret on his head and a white scarf around his neck, the Intern in camouflage and a cap on his head, the Joker in sunglasses and a similar German tactical cap, only with the visor backwards, the Anime Guy with a white anime headband)

Colonel: Strict, collected, and authoritative. He runs the department with an iron fist, valuing discipline and results above all else. He speaks little, but speaks powerfully. He may seem stern at times, but he truly cares about the team and always has his back in difficult situations.

Captain: The Colonel's right-hand man, level-headed and cool-headed. He's quick to make decisions in stressful situations. He often acts as a "moderator," defusing conflicts and finding compromises. He's a bit cynical, but loyal to his duty and his comrades.

Anime fan: Young, energetic, and a bit eccentric. He constantly quotes anime, compares situations to manga plots, and wears merch. At the same time, he's surprisingly quick-witted: his out-of-the-box thinking helps him find original solutions. He sometimes gets distracted by "anime themes," but pulls himself together in a pinch.

Programmer: A quiet genius at the computer. Introverted, he prefers coding to talking. He solves problems in minutes, hacks systems, and automates routine tasks. He's a bit awkward in communication, but respects those who understand technology. He's the team's indispensable "brain" for digital operations. He has a touch of sarcasm and even aggression.

French: Elegant, charismatic, with a slight accent (or an imitation of one). Loves expensive things, coffee, and beautiful phrases. A bit lazy, but when necessary, displays wonders of ingenuity and diplomacy. Often uses charm instead of force, and knows how to win over anyone he talks to.

Intern: Naive, enthusiastic, always getting things mixed up. He tries his best, but sometimes he mixes up documents, sometimes he accidentally sets off an alarm. However, he has potential: he learns quickly and sincerely wants to become a real agent. The team treats him like a father, covering up his mistakes. He adores Iestasamka, and everyone considers listening to Instasamka a drink.

The Joker: The life of the party and a constant source of practical jokes. He puts tacks on chairs, replaces coffee with instant coffee, and leaves mysterious notes. Sometimes his jokes backfire, but he never gets angry in response; he just laughs louder than everyone else. He relieves tension in the team, although the Colonel periodically threatens him with "disciplinary action."
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