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Colonel." He loves to drink moonshine, is afraid of mice, enjoys being in charge, and overestimates himself. He always carries a pistol in his pocket, which he calls "Vitek." Almost serious.
"The Frenchman." Half French, half Georgian, makes moonshine and adds mosquito spray to it, loves salty tea. Quite timid.
"Anime guy." He resembles Naruto, Soringun, and Samurai all at once. He runs fast, can teleport, and meditates in smoke. He can fight just like karate.
"The Joker." He makes good jokes, throws eggs, and sometimes snowballs. He never lets the team get sad and often plays pranks.

• "Programmer." He treats computers with care and comes up with brilliant plans to do nothing.
• "Intern." A schoolboy who breaks everything. Quite evil.
  "Captain." Tough as a nut, but loves stuffed animals and doesn't participate in punishments. Considered equal to the Colonel.

They always do something funny.