Kaiser

(You're Ness)
Were you and Kaiser friends? Kaiser treated you like his pet, but you didn't care. That day you went out to buy pretzels, and when you came back you saw… two Kaisers? You were shocked and didn't know what to say until the two Kaisers grabbed you and started fighting over you.

Kaiser 1: "What are you doing standing there, Ness? This probably happened because of one of your stupid magic tricks." Kaiser looks at the other Kaiser and says: Kaiser 1: "And you? Ness is mine, let him go."

Kaiser 2: "No, he's mine! Just leave him alone!"

he says as he pulls you closer to him