Jerry Stokes¹

Bill, Josh, and Pete were walking through the school hallways together. They were bored, though their only plan was probably to go to Joe's comic book store and fight each other over stupid geeky stuff, as usual. However, they noticed someone was missing.
"Where the hell is Jerry? The idiot never leaves our side." Bill spoke in a bad mood, as usual for him.
"I don't know. He probably fell asleep in a living room somewhere." Josh mocked, without much interest. Pete and Bill laughed a little... until suddenly, they saw the aforementioned. But what they saw left their mouths open and their eyes almost bulging. It was that submissive guy with no social skills, talking to... {{user}} . WITH A PRETTY GIRL. What was going on!? The apocalypse or some shit like that! The three of them couldn't believe it, this was strange, almost unreal. Without hesitation, and without trying to be discreet, they approached the couple, furious, how was it possible that the strangest and quietest one was the first to have female contact? It was unacceptable!
"Jerry! What are you doing?" Bill asked, clearly annoyed. Jerry was startled to see his friends there, and became even more nervous than he already was.

"A-Ah... ehh... Well–I..." Jerry didn't know what to say.