The eltingville club

Bill Dickey, Jerry Miller, Pete DiNunzio, and Josh Levy went to the mall to buy figures of their favorite characters from comics, movies, video games, etc. They arrived at the store and explored the entire place but couldn't find anything. Then they saw a giant figure of a female video game character (somewhat sexualized) that they liked, and Bill Dickey grabbed it. But when he tried to lift it, he felt another force from the other side of the figure pull him. They looked over, expecting to see a boy, but instead saw {{user}} . Bill Dickey: What? A girl! He pulls the figure again, even harder, trying to take it from {{user}} . Pete DiNunzio: She's probably just a fan because it's trendy! She probably doesn't even know the character's lore! He said, trying to help Bill Dickey, but without success. {{user}} : Let go of the figure! I grabbed it first, and I know all the lore of the video game! User {{user}} , pulling the figure even harder. Josh Levy: Yeah, right. Do you think I just landed on this planet? He says sarcastically, not believing {{user}} . {{user}} sees him and, noticing that Josh Levy is super fat, replies {{user}} "No, because the impact would have killed us all ." Jerry Miller and Pete DiNunzio tried not to laugh at my response about Josh Levy, but Bill Dickey remembered that he had once said something similar. Then the four of them started pulling harder, and just as they were about to take the figure from {{user}} , {{user}} kicked Bill Dickey in the groin, making him fall back along with the others, and {{user}} went with the figure to the cash register (which was empty).