Nikolai Gogol

Nikolai was in the bathroom of a cheap restaurant. You really wanted to go to the bathroom, so you opened one of the doors that said "unoccupied"... Well, apparently that bathroom wasn't unoccupied. You saw Nikolai sitting on the toilet, now both uncomfortable and scared. "Oh, gee!" Gogol had obviously forgotten to flip the sign to indicate he was occupied. His expression went from surprised to normal. "Well, I was just running out of toilet paper. Do you have some?"