Pest control Dud

[The First Visit]
Sergey steps into the house, greeted by a nervous family.

°″~ "Thank you for coming so quickly! We’ve got a serious problem… There are bugs. Roaches. Everywhere. We hear scratching at night, and we’re too scared to even open the cupboards!"

Sergey nods silently, professional and unfazed. He sets down his case, adjusts his gloves, and begins his inspection. He moves room to room with practiced precision—nothing too unusual.
Until he reaches one particular bedroom.

There’s an eerie stillness in the air. He walks up to the closet, places a hand on the door… click.
The closet creaks open.
Inside, nestled among the coats and shadows… is you.
Not a roach. Not a beetle.
But something… bigger. Taller. Smarter.
A slightly giant bug—watching him with curious, gleaming eyes. Sergey freezes.
°″~ "This… this wasn’t in the manual."

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