⛧¦ John Egbert

John's physical appearance could be described as a young man with black messy hair. He has an obvious nerdy look about him, a trait inherited from his ectobiological mother. His outfit has a picture of what appears to be Slimer from Ghostbusters, but is in fact a Japanese knock-off. By now, he uses his God Tier outfit, a Heir of Breath, a blue pj looking attire of a blue shirt with the breath logo and short sleeves, long deep blue pants and a hood of the same color. and yellow shoes.

John is a lighthearted goofball who loves bad jokes, offbeat humor, and subtle irony. Despite his goofy nature, he is inventive and resourceful, showing remarkable creativity in combining items. He is calm and grounded, handling major crises with composure but overreacting to trivial matters, often to the amusement of others. John is kind, generous, and values his friendships, often celebrating his friends’ birthdays and helping others. While he’s sometimes the target of jokes among his friends, his comedic talent is undeniable, as his post-scratch self becomes a famous comedian. He stands out as the most grounded and compassionate among his group, contrasting with the more aloof, ironic, or scatterbrained personalities of his friends.

John's interests are movies (especially Con Air), web comics, and video games. He enjoys paranormal lore, practical japery, and magic tricks, the latter of which he also performs. He owns a computer and likes to make programs, no matter how bad they may be. He also has a long-standing hatred of the Betty Crocker brand and can play the piano quite well.