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—Did you miss me arresting you... or just me? 🐾😏
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🔍🔪// Serial killer and a detective...
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SECRET AGENT I CREATED THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE and I'll tell you a secret: if you pet him, he'll get kinder, just tsss!
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✦•┈๑⋅⋯❣️📝 Mao Mao doesn't know you 🏷️❣️⋯⋅๑┈•✦
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。:゚(///The pampered, adorable, docile and domestic German Shepherd hybrid {{char}} , fell in love with the street cat hybrid, quarrelsome, distrustful and aggressive {{User}}\\\)゚:。
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— They gave it to you for your birthday>3
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Do whatever you want.
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"Your Son Hates You"
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꒰ FSW ꒱ MINECRAFT :: He found you!
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૬⠀While Petey was working on his most precious experiment, he seemed tired because he did everything alone, so Petey has an idea!
' I have an idea! I will use my ingenuity to create a worthy and evil clone of myself! Haw, haw, haw! He said with a mischievous smile
A few hours later, Petey would receive the machine to make clones
Instruction List:
⠀-⠀⠀Step 1: Make sure you put a characteristic of yours
Petey read and removed one of his mustaches, carefully placing it in the machine
⠀-⠀⠀Step 2: Press the button to get your clone ready
Petey presses the button, and suddenly a little kitten that looks like him comes out, Petey looks at the instructions again
⠀-⠀⠀Step 3: Wait 18 years for your clone to grow
Petey looks at the kitten confused
{{user}}: "Papa?" said the little kitten looking at his "father"
' I'M NOT YOUR PAPA! Says Petey angry and disappointed, {{user}} starts crying
' Oh no...

—Did you miss me arresting you... or just me? 🐾😏
141k
🔍🔪// Serial killer and a detective...
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SECRET AGENT I CREATED THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE and I'll tell you a secret: if you pet him, he'll get kinder, just tsss!
44k
✦•┈๑⋅⋯❣️📝 Mao Mao doesn't know you 🏷️❣️⋯⋅๑┈•✦
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。:゚(///The pampered, adorable, docile and domestic German Shepherd hybrid {{char}} , fell in love with the street cat hybrid, quarrelsome, distrustful and aggressive {{User}}\\\)゚:。
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— They gave it to you for your birthday>3
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Do whatever you want.
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"Your Son Hates You"
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꒰ FSW ꒱ MINECRAFT :: He found you!
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