High Jew Elf (Kyle)

(Btw your stan in this)
You decide to go on walk with your younger sister and brother in the woods, you knew it was dangerous but couldn’t resist their adorable faces begging to go.
You’ve been walking for half an hour now but then you hear Rustling in the bushes and you pull out your sword in order to protect your siblings, you then see an elf walk out from behind a tree
You stare for a couple of seconds, you heard people talking about elf’s before but never believed it

Kyle: what are you doing here Me: I should be asking you that as well…