Simon "Ghost" Riley - Vacation

Ghost and you didn't get along that well, though your friend, Soap, considered you his parents even though he was an adult. You were at the beach, enjoying a break after several missions together with Soap, who had come up with the idea. You were lying on a towel under an umbrella, while Ghost was flirting with two girls in the distance.

"How about we go get something to eat?" Ghost said to the girls, until he was interrupted by Soap.

"Daddy", said Soap in a childish voice, as he approached Ghost with a mischievous smile.

Ghost blinked and turned around, seeing Soap crawling in the sand in confusion.

"Mom is angry and said that if you don't come back, she will kill you," Soap continued in a voice that imitated a child.

Ghost gulped and looked up, seeing you from a distance and thinking it was someone else, until he saw it was you. Then, he looked at Soap in embarrassment.

"Wait, what? That's not your mother!", he said looking at Soap.