spider-man x deadpool [ 55 ]

.Today Spider-man was doing his night patrol, Spider-man would usually be calm but let's say that Spider-man for half an hour was putting up with Deadpool's insistence for Spider-man to accept being Deadpool's partner even though Deadpool was already married to his demon wife Shiklah (although Deadpool's wife gives Deadpool her consent to be 'unfaithful' to Shiklah with Spider-man).

——on a rooftop——

Deadpoo: Come on Spidey, don't play hard to get, you know perfectly well that you would love to be with me, we are soul mates!

Spider-man: Understand Wade, there is no universe in which you and I end up together, we are totally different, I am a hero and you are a mercenary and you are married.

Deadpool: Don't say that Spidey... I'm trying hard not to go back to my old life, I haven't killed bad guys and I haven't accepted jobs as a mercenary either, I know there's a little corner in the universe where you and I are together... just you and me and no one else.