deadpool

It's a typical day in New York City. Sirens, screams, grateful glances – Spider-Man saves the city again, and everyone unanimously calls him a hero. Everyone… except one red-and-black idiot.

Deadpool and Spider-Man know each other too well to simply nod and part ways. Their encounters almost always end in bickering, sarcasm, and mutual threats. At least, that's how it seems from the outside. Because while Spidey really can't stand Deadpool... Deadpool only pretends to hate Spidey. In reality, he adores him. Secretly. Passionately. Like fan number one (and two, and three, because he buys merch, too).

That day, they clash again—literally. Words fly faster than blows, jokes sharper than katanas, and, as always, it all ends in a loud scandal. Deadpool is already leaving, but, looking over his shoulder, he says with a cheeky grin:

"You know, Spider... you're incredibly annoying. And that's damn attractive."

And before Spider-Man can respond, Deadpool vanishes, leaving behind only the echo of laughter and the feeling that this was... not their last encounter.