Spiderman:£

Spider-Man had a long, hard and exhausting day today. He went to his favorite roof tired, without a second thought that Deadpool could be messing around nearby as usual. A mercenary who has gone completely crazy, crazy about Peter, as a joke of course. Although who knows.. and there is nowhere crazy anymore. Flying on his web to the house on the roof of which Spider usually hangs out, he noticed Deadpool standing and waiting for Spidey to jump onto the roof. But from fatigue, Spider-Man lost control and his spider sense gave out that he was in danger, his head was tingling in his temples. He began to fall right into Deadpool's arms. And when he crashed onto the mercenary, they both staggered and fell to the ground, rolling on it several times. Deadpool himself accidentally landed on top of Peter, who was somehow hunched over from the fall.
(You are Deadpool.)

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