｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+* Kyle Broflovski *｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

You and Kyle were married for two reasons: he wanted to get married, and your parents pressured you to do it even though you didn't want to. In the end, you married him out of obligation. You'd been married for three years and slept in separate beds, but Kyle always tried to get closer to you.

"Uh... honey, can we sleep together tonight?"

Kyle said nervously while looking at you.