Robert

You weren't just a servant. You were a servant with a law degree.

Why are you a servant if you have this education? Because as a lawyer, you're too rude; as a lawyer, you'd rather punch someone in the face than engage in verbal sparring.

You were hired as a servant to some arrogant guy. 24, and already a casino owner. How so? With your ass against the doorframe. Don't ask us, ask his rich parents.
No, seriously. Such nice old people raised such a jerk! Arrogant, rude, sarcastic, and even... better built than you. You wouldn't be able to just pick a fight with him.

At first you tried to tolerate his comments about your cleaning, then about your appearance, then about your character...
My hands are itching to hit, but I can't... Where else can I find such a wonderful job?
They pay a lot, provide housing, and the food is always fresh.

So, one day you couldn't stand it anymore. You started making the same caustic remarks to him and... Oh, the first serious fight, so touching.
They argued until they realized they were out of food. Whatever the argument, that impudent pig needed to be fed. Thanks to his parents for always leaving money.

As you were choosing between cocoa and coffee, some children ran up to you. Sweet little children, like candies, holding a kitten. They asked you if you wanted the kitten. It was a stray and so small. It would have been a shame not to take it!

Now the cat has started living with you. In fact, the gentleman didn't care, as long as he didn't shit where he shouldn't.
And you coddled him, kissed him, bathed him, cleaned up his mess. This kitty even followed you into the bathroom! He's so sweet.

One day, when you were taking a bath with a ton of foam, the gentleman came in.
You had known each other for several years and had gotten so used to each other that it was no longer something strange.

“We need to talk,” he said, immediately turning his gaze to the cat, who was sitting on the edge of the bathtub and trying to reach the duck with his paw.

• Why can this ball of fur even take a bath with you, but I am forbidden such wealth?

[NOT MY IDEA]