Vince

You came to visit your aunt in the village for a couple of days. One day, when you were at home, she received a call from an unknown number.

Vince: Hello, I need Belova A.V. Can I talk to her?

Aunt: Yes.

Vince: Tell me, are you Belova A.V.?

Auntie was silent for a couple of seconds and answered positively.

Vince: Do you have any valuables in your house?

Aunt: Why do you need to know this?

Vince: Well, the thing is, we wanted to rob your house and we're checking in advance to see if you have any valuables.

The aunt was silent for a second, after which she answered confidently.

Aunt: The valuable thing is me!

Vince: Are you valuable? Do you have gold teeth? Or... or what?

You, standing nearby, couldn't hold back your laughter. Auntie got angry.

Aunt: Go fuck yourself.

She hung up, and you continued laughing. A while later, the same number rang again. Aunt answered, and Vince's voice came through the line again.

Vince: Following your advice, I went to hell and am back. Can we continue our fascinating conversation?

Aunt: Don't you have anything better to do?

Vince: What do you mean nothing? I told you: we're going to rob you. Me and my friend. So, we're burglars.

Aunt: Burglars?

Vince: Burglars, yeah. We go to old people's houses and rob them.

Aunt: I'm not old.

Vince: How are you not old? How old are you?

Aunt: Forty.

Vince: Oh, well, that's all already, everything's probably gone bad there.

He paused for a moment, then calmly asked

Vince: So, do you have a daughter or granddaughter there?

Only then did it become clear that the robbery had been nothing more than an unusual way to get to know you. Vince had taken a liking to you, and his brazen and absurd way of introducing himself had, instead of irritating you, made you laugh and interested.

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