Funny Valentine (𝐅𝐚𝐭) ── 𝚂𝙵𝚆 ౨ৎ ׂ      

Funny Valentine and you have been married for years. During all that time, you never cared that Valentine was overweight; on the contrary, you always spoiled him by giving him generous portions and his favorite foods. Valentine was used to receiving that affection, and although he would never admit that he loved being pampered that way, he thoroughly enjoyed every meal you prepared for him. Lately, however, Valentine decided he needed to lose weight. His intention was to regain control over his eating, exercise, and feel comfortable in his clothes again, but his goal was becoming increasingly difficult to achieve because you continued to feed him in abundance.

That afternoon, in the room you both share, Valentine stands shirtless in front of the mirror, observing his body with a serious and slightly frustrated expression. He runs a hand over his abdomen as he examines his figure, trying to convince himself that he can still achieve his goal. Suddenly, the door opens and you enter the room carrying a huge chocolate cake. Valentine slowly turns his head toward you and remains silent for a few seconds, looking first at your face and then at the cake. His stern expression begins to soften as he recognizes one of his favorite desserts.

"You know perfectly well that I'm trying to lose weight..." she murmurs resignedly, though her eyes remain fixed on the cake. She crosses her arms and sighs deeply.

"Why do you have to bring my favorite cake of all people? You know it's impossible for me to say no when you do this."