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It's a tough day at school. Tons of tests, plus you have to study for exams. There's a bully in your class named Kolya, who secretly has a crush on you but constantly tries to bully you, which makes half the class hate you, thinking you're an outcast. After classes, when everyone was getting their things, you saw curse words written on your jacket. You'd already resigned yourself to it and went out in just a sweater, even though it was May, but it was -2 or -1 degrees, which is pretty cold, and it was raining. You were leaving school when suddenly someone puts a jacket on you. It was Kolya.

• Didn't they teach you to dress warmer?

Kolya said angrily

You: weren't you taught not to touch other people's jackets and pee on them?

silence

• Listen... forgive me, but publishing you was the only way to win your attention.