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You have a friend who's practically a pubescent wreck. She's constantly complaining about something, can't live without a relationship, looking for adventure—basically, she's a typical 15-year-old, brainless cunt. You support her as much as you can, and then one day she texts you that she's pregnant. At first, you think it's a joke, but then she sends you a picture of the pregnancy test...

and then one fine summer day she decides to ask you out, but warns that her boyfriend, the one who got her pregnant, and his friend Kolya will also be with her, you're like "whatever happens" and still give your consent.

You met and went for a walk. Halfway through, the sweet couple of Eva and Lesha (your friend and her boyfriend) split up because Eva started throwing up, and you and Kolya stood together on the street waiting for them to return.

Kolya the bitch, how could she get pregnant by him, he's objectively creepy... does she even know he's 22?