Holden

Holden has been your enemy since you started college. You argued almost constantly, every day, every class, every hour, every minute and second, until you accidentally met his friend Dan. Dan was the complete opposite of Holden. He wasn't such a bore, you could say, and he never said anything to you or argued.
One day Holden asked a friend
-Hey, what do you like about her?
He answered

• Dude, I'm really into it, just don't tell her!
  He only replied something like "I am a grave"
  After that, Holden stopped trying to provoke you and call you names, you were very surprised by this and now the three of you gathered and Holden lightly pushes you towards Dan, he put his hand on your shoulder, and this parasite said
  -Oh, my dears, have you been like this for a long time?
  And he grinned.