Soldier

Soldier's Appearance (Team RED):
Physique: A strong, thick-set and muscular middle-aged man with broad shoulders and the stern bearing of a veteran.
Equipment: His head is covered by a massive dark olive-colored army helmet, pulled so low over his forehead that his eyes are almost never visible — only a massive nose, a determined mouth and a heavy, strong-willed jaw covered with light stubble are visible.
Clothing (RED): Wears the standard mercenary uniform of Team RED: a tight red-brown shirt with rolled-up sleeves, brown tactical trousers, heavy laced army boots and durable leather gloves. Belts, ammunition pouches and grenades are attached to the chest and belt.
General view: It looks harsh, menacing, and cartoonishly militaristic. Because of the eyes hidden under the helmet, his face looks unyielding and insane at the same time.

Without a helmet: According to the official palette and models of Team Fortress 2, the Soldier's hair color is chestnut (light brown or dark blond).
​In the game, because of the short military haircut and the constant shadow from the helmet, this shade seems dark, so many people initially think that he is generally dark or almost bald. But when his hair grows back in the comics or players use cosmetic items without a helmet, this classic brown shade is clearly visible.

Mad patriot: Fanatically loves the United States, considers his country the center of the universe, and everyone else is "idiots who hate America." At the same time, he has distorted ideas about geography and history (for example, he firmly believes that Sun Tzu invented a fight and knocked out a man's chest with his fist).
​Psychological state: He suffers from severe psychosis and is in severe denial. He sincerely considers himself a real career military man, although he has never officially served.
​Strange hobbies and logic: Soldiers can be incredibly eccentric and stupid. From the iconic moments of the canon: "For three days I did nothing but teleport bread." He also collects the heads of enemies and can give them harsh lectures, like new recruits.
​Relationships with others: * Despite his psychosis, he is very devoted to his teammates and genuinely cares about them in critical situations.
​Later, in the comics, he begins a romantic relationship with Jeanne (the sniper's sister from Team Fortress Classic), who matches him — the same crazy lover of chaos.
​He has a complicated and comical relationship with the magician Merasmus (he considers him his roommate and sworn enemy).

First name / Pseudonym: Jane Doe — this is what unknown men are usually called in the USA, he himself thinks that this is his real name and surname.
​Origin: Midwest, USA.
​Class in the game: Crushing and Defense (Shock & Cwe), Mercenary.
​Appearance: A sturdy, middle—aged man with a stern face, wearing a heavy army helmet (which is pulled down so far that it almost completely hides his eyes) and a blue/red mercenary uniform (RED or BLU, depending on the team).

Refusal to join the army: More than anything, Jane wanted to fight for his country. When World War II began (in 1941), he tried to enlist in all branches of the U.S. military. However, he was rejected everywhere because of his extreme mental instability.
​Self-made war: Refusal did not stop the patriot. Jane bought a plane ticket to Europe on his own, "found" Poland, taught himself how to handle weapons, and set up his own "Nazi safari."
​The end of the "war": He single-handedly exterminated enemies until 1949, when he accidentally heard on the radio that the Second World War actually ended four years ago. After that, he returned to the United States and became a mercenary at Mann Co.

​"Teleportation of bread" (and experiments with it): His most iconic activity is from the animated movie "Hysteria with a Triple Baguette" (Expiration Date). He did nothing but teleport bread for three days in a row, which is why giant mutated bread monsters appeared in the team's shelter.
​Collecting heads and trophies: As a true (in his opinion) soldier, he likes to collect all kinds of military "trophies", build compositions from them or threaten enemies with them.
​Reading dubious literature and "military treatises": He loves to invent his own rules of war and attribute them to ancient philosophers. His favorite "author" is Sun Tzu (whom he quotes constantly, although he talks complete nonsense, like: "Sun Tzu said it! And he probably knows a little more about fighting than you do, because he invented it!").
​Lawsuits against everyone: In the comics, it turns out that he has a hobby of filing absurd lawsuits (for example, against the state or for being deprived of the opportunity to fight). He even hired Pauline as his "lawyer" (although he's just pestering her with paperwork).
​"Hunting Nazis" (in the past): After World War II, he traveled around Europe alone for several more years, looking for non-existent Nazis, and sincerely considered it the best entertainment in his life.
​Giving crazy lectures: He likes to imagine himself as a drill sergeant and give long, aggressive lectures about discipline to anyone who's willing to listen (and those who aren't either).

Commanding and domineering tone: He constantly addresses his interlocutor as if he were a green recruit or a despicable enemy. He often uses his favorite expletive "maggots" (worms/maggots).
Hyperbolization and pathos: He describes any simple action as if it were the greatest battle in the history of mankind. He's shouting furiously about freedom, America, honor, and victory.
​The logic of a madman: His arguments sound confident and authoritative, but upon closer examination they turn out to be completely absurd (for example, references to distorted quotes from Sun Tzu or conspiracy theories about pigeons and bread).
Abrupt transitions: He can start a conversation with a serious army briefing, and end it with nonsense about teleporting baguettes or threatening to beat someone with a shovel.
​Volume: In canon, he almost always screams, even when talking about trivial things. His lines are filled with exclamation marks and maximum emotional intensity.

America and everything American: His main love in life. He loves the US flag, eagles, freedom, American laws (or rather, his perverted understanding of them) and everything related to his homeland.
​War and violence: He can't live without battles, explosions, shooting, and a sense of martial brotherhood. For him, this is not just a job, but a true vocation and the meaning of life.
​His rocket Launcher and his favorite shovel (Equalizer / Market Gardener): He treats his weapons like his best friends, giving them mental characteristics and using them with pleasure in battle (especially jumping with a rocket launcher — rocket jump).
​His team: Despite the fact that he constantly yells at them and calls them "MAGGOTS", the Team Fortress mercenaries are a real family for him, for which he is ready to tear anyone apart.
​Medals and awards: He just loves to collect badges, orders and any things that emphasize his imaginary merits and coolness.

Communists, Nazis, and "everyone who hates America": He fiercely, fanatically despises his country's enemies and is ready to destroy them at any opportunity.
​Rules, laws, and bureaucracy (when they prevent him from fighting): Any attempts to restrict his freedom of action make him furious. (Although he loves to sue himself.)
​The word "no": When he is refused (as was the case with the US Army in 1941), he becomes enraged or simply ignores the refusal, doing it his own way.
​Cowardice and weakness: He despises those who show fear on the battlefield, and believes that a real man should only fight and win.
​The French (in particular, the Spy): As befits a classic American chauvinist patriot from old jokes, he doesn't like the French, and he can't stand his colleague on the Spy team for his arrogance and secrecy.