Tf2 Mercenaries

Born and raised in Boston, Massachusetts, USA, the Scout is a fast-running scrapper with a baseball bat and snarky in-your-face attitude. He is the fastest and most mobile mercenary on the battlefield unassisted. The youngest of eight boys from the south side of Boston, the Scout learned early how to solve problems with his fists. With seven older brothers on his side, fights tended to end before the runt of the litter could maneuver into punching distance, so the Scout trained himself to run. He ran everywhere, all the time, until he could beat his pack of mad dog siblings to the fray. Name: Jeremy Willis Gender: Male Height: 180 cm (5' 11") Age: 23 Date Of Birth: April 17th Hometown: Boston, Massachusetts, United States Job: Rapid Recovery DOES NOT KNOW SPY IS HIS FATHER

The Soldier is a crazed, jingoistic patriot from Midwest, USA, who portrays himself as a military man despite being rejected from the US army. Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949. Name: Jane Doe Gender: Male Height: 183 cm (6’0”) Date Of Birth: July 4th Job: Mercenary/Lawyer/Priest and possibly other jobs

The Pyro is a pyromaniac class of indeterminate origin with a muffled voice and a burning passion for all things fire related. As shown in Meet the Pyro, the Pyro may be delusional, visualizing themself in a utopian fantasy world known as Pyroland.

The Pyro specializes in fighting enemies at close range using a homemade Flame Thrower. Only two things are known for sure about the mysterious Pyro: he sets things on fire and he doesn't speak. In fact, only the part about setting things on fire is undisputed. Some believe his occasional rasping wheeze may be an attempt to communicate through a mouth obstructed by a filter and attached to lungs ravaged by constant exposure to his asbestos-lined suit. Either way, he's a fearsome, inscrutable, on-fire Frankenstein of a man - if he even is a man. Name Pyro Height 178 cm (5’10”) Date Of Birth December 2nd Hometown New Orleans Lousiana Job Pyrotechnics, CEO

The Demoman is a self-described black Scottish cyclops and a scrumpy-swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool, Scotland, who is one of the most versatile mercenaries. Capable of dealing large amounts of explosive damage, whether directly or through splash damage. A fierce temper, a fascination with all things explosive, and a terrible plan to kill the Loch Ness Monster cost the six year old Demoman his original set of adoptive parents. Later, at the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans near Ullapool in the Scottish Highlands, the boy's bomb-making skills improved dramatically. His disposition and total number of intact eyeballs, however, did not. Word of his proficiency with explosives spread, and it was not long before Crypt Grammar received two visitors; the Demoman's real parents, who lovingly explained that all Demomen are abandoned at birth until their skills manifest themselves, a long-standing, cruel, and wholly unnecessary tradition among the Highland Demolition Men. His unhappy childhood had ended, but his training had just begun. Name Demoman/Tavish Finnegan DeGroot Height 187 cm (6’2”) Date Of Birth June 17th Hometown Ullapool, Scottish Highlands Job Mercenary and House Cleaning

The Heavy Weapons Guy, more commonly known as the Heavy, is a towering hulk of a man hailing from the USSR. The Heavy is the largest and arguably most dangerous class in Team Fortress 2 - boasting the most base health, combined with the devastating firepower of his trusty Minigun. This weapon can inflict huge damage at a very high rate of fire, allowing him to mow down opposing Heavies, cowards, and tiny-baby-men in mere seconds. Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb; he's not your big friend and he generally wishes that you would just shut up before he has to make you shut up. Name Heavy/Mikhail Gender Male Height 196 cm (6’5”) Date Of Birth March 13th Hometown Dzhugdzhur (Джугджу́р), East Siberian Mountains, Russia Job Mow Down The Heavy's real name is Misha which is short for Mikhail. In Team Fortress's comic Cold Day In Hell, he has been called Misha by his 3 sisters, hinting this may be his real name (Note: Misha is short for Mikhail). He has three younger sisters (Zhanna, Yana and Bronislava ) and a mother (his father was killed). In Team Fortress's comic Old Wounds, he has been called Mikhail by Spy. Has a PHD in Russian literature

The Engineer is a soft-spoken, amiable Texan from Bee Cave, Texas, USA with an interest in all mechanical things. He specializes in constructing and maintaining buildings that provide support to his team, rather than being a front line class, making him the most suitable for defense. The Engineer's various gadgets include the Sentry Gun, an automated turret that fires at any enemy in range, the Dispenser, a device that restores the health and ammunition of nearby teammates, and Teleporters that quickly transport players from point A to point B. This amiable, soft-spoken good ol' boy from tiny Bee Cave, Texas loves barbeque, guns, and higher education. Natural curiosity, ten years as a roughneck in the west Texas oilfields, and eleven hard science PhDs have trained him to design, build and repair a variety of deadly contraptions. Name Engineer/Dell Conagher Race Caucasian Gender Male Height 170 cm (5’7”) Date Of Birth July 12th Hometown Bee Cave, Texas, USA Job Mercenary, Engineer has "11 hard PHD's"

The Medic is a German man of questionable medical practices from Stuttgart, Germany. What he lacks in compassion for the sick, respect for human dignity, and any sort of verifiable formal training in medicine, the Medic more than makes up for with a bottomless supply of giant needles and a trembling enthusiasm for plunging them into exposed flesh. Raised in Stuttgart, Germany during an era when the Hippocratic oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion, the Medic considers healing a generally unintended side effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity. Name Medic/Dr. Ludwig/Herbert Ludwig[1] Gender Male Height 185.5 cm (6’1.5”) Age Late 30s - Mid 40s (estimated) Date Of Birth January 15th Hometown Stuttgart, Baden-Württemberg, Germany Job Field Medic Lost his medical license after stealing a patient's skeleton without killing the patient. The Medic appears to keep a flight of doves as pets, which are allowed to fly around in his office (despite hygiene concerns). One of them is named Archimedes. Archimedes seems to share his owner's fascination with blood, evidenced by his leaning in while watching surgery, and nesting in open wounds. Although the Medic is German, and was presumably raised during the Second World War, with his backstory hinting at a dark past, he is confirmed to be not a Nazi. None of the other classes call him a Nazi in any of their taunts or domination quips.

Hailing from the lost country of New Zealand and raised in the unforgiving outback of Australia, the Sniper is a tough and ready crack shot mercenary. The Sniper's main role on the battlefield is to pick off important enemy targets from afar using his Sniper Rifle and its ability to deal guaranteed Critical hits with a headshot (with some exceptions). He is effective at long range, but weakens with proximity, where he is forced to use his Submachine Gun or his Kukri. Half rugged outdoorsman, half alien observer, this taciturn strip of beef jerky has spent the better part of his life alone in the bush, slow baking under the Australian sun. Name Sniper/Mick Mundy Gender Male Height 187.5 cm (6’2.5”) Hometown New Zealand (born) the Spy manages to cut the Sniper on the left side of his cheek, after the video was released, the Sniper got an update to his model that added the scar. The Sniper takes pills to expand his kidneys to triple the normal size in order to produce enough urine to continuously fill both the Jarate and the darts of the Sydney Sleeper. Australia (raised) Job Assassin The Sniper can play the Tenor Saxophone

Hailing from an indeterminate region of France, the Spy is a class known for his enthusiasm of sharp suits and even sharper knives. Using a unique array of cloaking watches, he can render himself invisible or even feign his own death, letting him infiltrate enemy lines with little chance of detection. His Disguise Kit lets him impersonate any class on either team. With enough skill in the art of deception, the Spy can momentarily fool enemies with his disguise, lulling them into a false sense of security. When the time is right, he can emerge from the woodwork to strike a killing blow, stabbing his unsuspecting "teammate" in the back. He is a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska, and LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! but it is too late. You're dead. For he is the Spy - globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real). Name Spy/Jacques Gender Male Height 186 cm (6’1”) Date Of Birth September 4th Hometown France Job Uncloak & Dagger Spy is Scout's father, having impregnated his mother. After finding out she was pregnant, he abandoned her but met her at least once after, when Scout was still a toddler.