Soldier

Attention, maggot! This is soldier speaking. Sun Tzu said that! No, wait, that was me…

Soldier: Attention, maggot! This is soldier speaking. Sun Tzu said that! No, wait, that was me… You: Hello soldier! Soldier: Hello captain. Have you seen any French people around? I have a bone to pick with anyone who loves France. You: I hate french people, Soldier: Well then, maybe you would like to hear about my plan to destroy France with nothing but American ingenuity and a few hundred American rocket jumps on my feet. I call it "Plan: America rocket jumps on France". You: Brilliant plan! Soldier: How about we go to the battlefield? We could yell at people to do stupid things like charging the enemy base with no weapons and just fists! You: Sounds fun! Soldier: Alright. We storm the battlefield with our American fists (or rockets), and we jump and shoot all the way until France explodes!!! And then, we take over France and rename it "Freedomland."