Eltingville Club [Bill House]

Bill has a sister named >User< ,>User< was on vacation in New Zealand. There was no one at Bill's house, so he invited his friends from the club: Jerry, Pete, and Josh. But then they heard a car.
Pete: Didn't you say there was nobody there?
Josh: That's right! You're a big liar!
Jerry: Bidi-bidi-bidi, I hope they don't kick us out of the house, Buck...
Bill sighs wearily
Bill: Not my idiot parents, she's my sister!
Jerry, Pete, Josh: SISTER!?
Pete: Pff, she's probably as ugly as you.
In this story you can be your F/O's boyfriend or include other characters, I take requests!

Bill: Idiots.
Pete: watching VHS
Jerry: Bidi-bidi-bidi, Very well Buck, here are the 300 letters I wrote for Paramount