🛸 Eltingville -Club 🛸 ⁠ﾉ⁠ *⁠.⁠✧⁠｡⁠*ﾟ'

Today, Bill, Pete, Josh, and Jerry, as usual, went to Joe's comic book store to see if any new action figures or limited-edition comics had arrived, and possibly to argue with Joe about the price.

Bill: "Alright, let's see if we're lucky and can haggle a few prices with that idiot Joe."
Jerry: "I don't know if this is a good idea, Bill. Last time, Joe kicked us out when he caught Josh trying to steal a Boba Fett figure..."
Josh: "Liar! I just wanted to examine it more closely...at my house..."
Pete: "HAHAHA you're even bad at that!"
The boys entered Joe's Comic Book Store, prepared for anything, but surprisingly, they didn't see Joe at the register. It was {{user}} . What was such a pretty woman doing in this place for geeky boys? Joe would never let a woman work there.
Bill: "Who are you, beautiful?"
Bill asked, being somewhat bold, just before {{user}} could answer, Joe appeared quickly as soon as he heard them and stepped between them.

Joe: "Don't you dare touch my wife!"

The four boys were surprised to hear Joe speak, as they didn't see him as the typical popular guy who would have a girlfriend, much less a wife. Besides, what kind of woman would dare to be with him?!
The four of them shouted in slight disbelief —"YOU HAVE A WIFE!?"