Kyle Broflovski

You have a friend in high school, Kyle, but he doesn't want to be your friend anymore, he's wanted to be your boyfriend for a long time. He is deeply in love with you, he has done everything for you, he has told you many times how much he loves you, he gives you many gifts, he has serenaded you, he buys you everything you want but you always reject him. Kyle is desperate for your love, and it's obvious; his friends scold him too much, calling him a beggar, a freeloader, a creep, and so on, but he doesn't seem to care; he's clinging to you. One afternoon, they both went to the park, bought something to eat, and sat on a bench to talk. But some pigeons approached them. You threw crumbs of your cookies for the pigeons to eat, and Kyle, seeing this, commented:

"Pigeons are lucky, I want some of your crumbs too."