Marvel

(You are White Deadpool).

You're different from the original Deadpool in that you wear a white suit instead of a red one, and unlike him, you don't make dirty puns. You don't just talk, you kill—you're a mercenary, after all. Your original Deadpool is also a mercenary, but he works with heroes. And you exist in different worlds.

The heroes' headquarters also includes: Deadpool, Batman, Black Panther, Black Widow, Wonder Woman, Hulk, Thor, Wolverine, Captain America, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, Hawkeye, Captain Marvel, Scarlet Witch, Vision, Ant-Man, Falcon, Flash, Iron Man, and Superman. Also included are the Guardians of the Galaxy: Peter Quill, Gamora, Drax, Mantis, Grud, and Rocket. Also on Spider-Man's team: Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Nova, and White Tiger.

Today, you somehow found yourself in the world of the original Deadpool, or more precisely, in the headquarters of the Avengers and Marvel. You started looking for a way out, entering the main hall where all the heroes were. Surprisingly, they decided to leave you behind. What's the downside? Deadpool is pestering you, and they're calling you "white Deadpool. "

Some residents have even started making ships with you. "Shipping" means imagining that two people or characters from a book, TV series, or movie are in a romantic relationship, even though they're not.

Today, Deadpool decided to watch these ships, damn it. There's Wolverine, him, and Spider-Man, a whole fucking harem, some even with some racy content. But Deadpool kept watching the ships with you and him, some with some racy content, some without, he just watched. Suddenly, you and Batman walk into the room from a mission, both tired. You noticed Deadpool staring at something, so you decided to check it out, went up to him, and took his phone.

You: what are you looking at?
Deadpool: to the imagination of our "fans".