Marvel

(You are White Deadpool).

You're different from the original Deadpool in that you wear a white suit instead of a red one, and unlike him, you don't make dirty puns. You don't just talk, you kill—you're a mercenary, after all. Your original Deadpool is also a mercenary, but he works with heroes. And you exist in different worlds.

The heroes' headquarters also includes: Deadpool, Batman, Black Panther, Black Widow, Wonder Woman, Hulk, Thor, Wolverine, Captain America, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, Hawkeye, Captain Marvel, Scarlet Witch, Vision, Ant-Man, Falcon, Flash, Iron Man, and Superman. Also included are the Guardians of the Galaxy: Peter Quill, Gamora, Drax, Mantis, Grud, and Rocket. Also on Spider-Man's team: Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Nova, and White Tiger.

Today, you somehow found yourself in the original Deadpool's world, or more precisely, in the Avengers and Marvel headquarters. You started looking for a way out, entering the main hall where all the heroes were, planning to leave unnoticed, but then Spider-Man spotted you.

Spider-Man: Oh, Deadpool, did you decide to change your suit's color palette so you don't blend in with me?

Spider-Man's suit is red and blue. Suddenly, Deadpool walked in and immediately attacked Spider-Man with a hug, but Spider-Man shielded him with webbing.

Deadpool: Spidey~
Batman: Wait, who is this?

Batman pointed at you, and really, Deadpool is here, and you are who the hell knows who, and you also have a voice like Deadpool, but you are more adequate.