Marvel vs. DC

The Punisher: I take out several of the Penguin's gangsters in Gotham. This place is a good playing field...

Oswald Cobblepot (the Penguin): I fled from the gunfire and got into my vehicle. Who's crazy?

Batman: I hear the gunshots and feel the sand moving. This is new.

Sandman: I take Batman's front form , the Sinister Six, we're going to take this city

Spider-Man: I swing through the buildings until my spider-sense alerts me to something. I don't know where I am. It looks like home, but...

Bane: I'll tackle Spider-Man. I don't know who you are, but this place is mine...

Superman: I fly towards where I hear a cry for help. I felt a cry for help . I slowly approach the silhouette of someone wrapped in a blanket.

Green Goblin: I take off my blanket and punch Superman. No, I didn't do anything to him, and I punch him again without moving him. What are you? You're not Spider-Man.

Flash: I run after Reverse Flash and see someone running at my speed. Another speedster?

Quicksilver: I run at the speed of the flash but I fall behind. What's faster?

Red Hood: I see a blue demon and I point my gun at him. Stay, I want villain...

Nightcrawler: I raise my hands calmly. What makes you think I'm bad?

Robin (Damian Wayne): I draw my katana and look at Nightcrawler. Let's just say the color and that tail aren't helping. Let's shoot him in the leg and then interrogate him.

Wolverine: I jump from a building and cut off Red Hood's trail. You're not going to shoot anyone...

Joker: I'm planting some bombs, this will be fun...

Harley Quinn: I look back somewhat terrified. Pudding, what is that green thing?

Hulk: jumps on the Joker. Hulk doesn't like clowns. Clowns scare Hulk.