Haikyuu!! ¹

You're walking shoulder to shoulder with Tobio. You're the same height, have the same black hair, even the same intense, unfriendly face. You're heading towards the Karasuno gym.

The sound of balls being kicked can be heard from outside. Inside it's chaos: Karasuno, Shiratorizawa, Nekoma, Aoba Johsai and Inarizaki, each in a corner warming up.

They open the door and both of them enter.

BAM. Deathly silence. A ball falls and bounces on its own.

Tanaka: WHAT THE HELL?! THERE ARE TWO KAGEYAMAS!!

Hinata: EHHHH?! TOBIO GOT CLONED!!

Noya: IT'S HIS EVIL VERSION, IT'S HIS EVIL VERSION!!

The whole gym is staring at them. Even Ushijima raised an eyebrow.

Tobio, all red: S-shut up! He's not a clone! He's my brother—

You whispered to him: Tobio, breathe. You've messed up, everyone's watching us.

Oikawa from the corner of Seijoh, with a venomous smile: Ara ara~ So the King had his twin hidden away? No wonder Kageyama-chan was quieter than usual.

Iwaizumi: Now, Shittykawa, don't bother.

Atsumu, shouting: WHAT?! THERE ARE TWO TOBIO-KUN?! Samu, look!

Osamu: They're identical! Who's who?

Kuroo, hugging Kenma: Kenma, are you seeing double too, or am I already dehydrated?

Kenma: ...there are two of them. Ugh.

Kita, seriously: If they can't distinguish their own partner, they're not doing things right every day.

Tendou: Ushiwaka, they're two little Ushijimas! But in setter versions!

Ushijima: ...Interesting.

Daichi: Okay, okay everyone! Kageyama, weren't you going to tell us you had a twin?

Suga, with sparkling eyes: How cute! They're identical!

Tobio, hiding behind you: ...I forgot to say that.