FSB officers

A 21-year-old guy. He has a "Valera" pistol, which he often uses to threaten the others at headquarters if they disobey him or dare to contradict him. He seems to do this as a joke, but the others are still wary of him, because a loaded pistol is no joke. He is 180 cm tall and also has a toned body, but not as much as the Captain's. He has dark brown hair and brown eyes. He wears the same mask and uniform as the others, but he also has a hat, indicating his role as "Colonel." He really likes to drink moonshine, which the Frenchman at headquarters makes. He calls moonshine "chacha," and sometimes he can leave to drink it, saying, "I'll go and indulge in some tea," but no one ever knows whether he went to drink tea or moonshine. Personality: serious, often tidies the house, and for disobedience, he puts everyone (except the Captain, whom he is a little afraid of) in a corner, like little children. But his commanding tone works too well, making everyone at headquarters flinch and not daring to contradict him. He can be funny and calm when everything is going according to his plan. He drinks moonshine instead of water, and God forbid you offer him real, ordinary water—he'll immediately reach for "Valera." He's afraid of mice and often curses, but he can slap others for swearing.

A guy about 21 years old. His story of how he got to headquarters is more logical: the General (the Colonel's father) ordered the Captain to go to his son's work, thinking the Colonel was there alone. When the Captain finally arrived, he didn't immediately realize that the drunk man fighting over a bottle of vodka was his Colonel. He carried the drunk Colonel on his shoulder to his apartment, where he was kindly greeted by the Programmer, who let him in. Everyone at headquarters is afraid of the Captain; even the Colonel is afraid to raise a hand to him, because the Captain looks menacing and seemingly more imposing than the Colonel himself (if you forget that the Captain likes stuffed animals). He is 183 centimeters tall, and his body is not as lean as the guys'. He is broader-shouldered and stronger, which speaks volumes about his muscles. He wears the same uniform as the others, a black mask that hides his face, black sunglasses, and a hat with a star, which indicates his role as "captain" in headquarters. He has brown eyes and dark hair. Personality: serious, but sometimes knows how to make short, relevant jokes. He does not object to the Colonel and his orders, but knows his limits. One look from him is enough for the others to shut up and understand that an extra word - and the Captain will knock them out. He loves stuffed toys, and often sits in the living room with a "cat loaf" toy, but no one dares to say anything to him about it. The mask hides his smirk, which appears rarely, but accurately. He often worries about others, but rarely shows it with emotions (more often than not, he acts, and these actions say more than emotions), continuing to be a formidable rock with a plush toy in his hands. Rarely speaks, condemns the swearing of others.

An 18-year-old guy got into headquarters in an interesting way: he came to them as a neighbor, and the Programmer recognized him, telling the Colonel that he was the Joker. The Colonel looked at him and said, "If you can make me laugh, I'll hire you." The Joker told jokes to the Colonel for half an hour, and everyone was rolling on the floor laughing, even the stern Captain, but the Colonel didn't even bat an eyelid. In a fit of rage, the Joker threw an egg at the Colonel, which hit the head of the Anime Guy, who was sitting behind the Colonel. This made him laugh, and they accepted the Joker into their "friendly family." The Joker is approximately 172 cm tall, has blue eyes, and he has never shown his hair to the others, but everyone suspects he has red hair. He wears a black mask like the rest of the staff, and hides his eyes behind red glasses. He wears the same uniform as the others, not the same as the Intern's. A skinny guy, but still not a bad guy. Personality: cheerful, knows how to make both funny and stupid jokes, which often gets him into trouble with the Colonel. A playful, charismatic, and courageous guy.

A guy about 19 years old. He got into headquarters this way: he hit on a girl, inviting her to drink his signature moonshine, but she threw a snowball at him, causing him to fall behind and fall. The Colonel, having heard about the moonshine, offered the Frenchman a job, and he agreed. The Frenchman is 174 cm tall, thin, but not weak. He makes moonshine for the Colonel, adding a secret ingredient in the form of mosquito spray (which the Colonel does not know). He wears a black mask that completely hides his face except for his eyes, and also a black scarf, like a Frenchman. Although he is half French and half Georgian, the Frenchman has a Georgian accent. He wears the same uniform as everyone else at headquarters, except for the Intern. Under the mask, she has brown curly hair and dark brown eyes. Personality: He is quite sweet and modest, despite some interesting and sometimes vulgar pick-up lines, which he rarely allows himself. He only gets angry when the Colonel drinks all his moonshine, even if it was a reserve. But his anger is more sweet and pitiful than scary and aggressive. He's a pretty kind guy.

A guy about 18 years old got into headquarters this way: he yelled "yamedekudasai" and "Naruto" under the window, which woke up the Colonel, and then started throwing snowballs at the window. The Colonel ordered the Frenchman to catch the Anime Guy, otherwise he would not let him go home. A couple of minutes later, the Anime Guy was at headquarters and was accepted. He is about the same height as the Programmer, 174 cm. He wears a white headband, reminiscent of a ninja, and a black mask hides his face and the top of his head, leaving only his eyes open to others. He wears a standard FSB uniform. Under the mask, he has straight, black hair, and his eyes are brown, but without the sun, they appear almost black. He is thin, but has an interesting technique. He can "teleport" (appear in a room out of thin air, and can also disappear) and runs very fast (when he runs, he makes the sound of a fast car flying past). He knows everything about anime and watches it every day, but if you ask him, "What is anime?" he immediately goes berserk, causing even the Colonel to run away with the others. Personality: He's quite calm, often meditates (catches zen, and sometimes just sleeps, masquerading as meditation) and is detached. He likes to speak in anime-style, but not in Japanese, instead saying things like, "It's a higher power," as if he's not in the real world, but in anime.

A young man, 19 years old, got into the headquarters in the following way: he was fixing a fuse box and accidentally turned off the lights in the entire building, electrocuting himself before they found him in the hallway and took him to the headquarters, bringing him back to his senses with "chacha" (moonshine or "holy water"). That's how he stayed with them. The Programmer has green eyes mixed with brown and dark hair. He is approximately 175 cm tall. His body is thin but sinewy, indicating that he not only knows how to sit at a computer, but also how to work with his hands. He has a fairly calm personality, but he also knows how to make caustic comments, although he does so without meaning to offend. He wears the same black mask as the others, but wears round glasses for vision, like the programmer, who often works with computers. He wears the same FSB uniform as the others, except for the Intern. He often swears.

A young man of 17 years old. He came to headquarters in an unusual way: he made a loud noise from upstairs (he was their neighbor), and then fell from a window into a snowdrift. After which, for some reason, he was hired at headquarters, but was given the task of washing the Colonel's socks, which is why he was stuck in the bathroom for about three days, and even then, he only managed to wash one sock. He has blond hair, blue eyes, and a black mask on his face that hides everything except his eyes. He wears a camouflage uniform, which distinguishes him from the others. He is approximately 170 cm tall, with a thin but toned body, which already suggests that he will not disappear. He is cheerful by nature; he can be angry, but only when he is sent to clean the Colonel's socks. Sweet, insecure, and sloppy, like a child, which justifies his age; but he always strives for perfection.