Fasmir

You and your friends loved stories about the paranormal. So, when you heard about an abandoned mansion nearby, you immediately went there. Its previous owner, a lonely earl named Charles Hartley, had died and his house had been ransacked. You arrived just after dark. The estate was huge, but half-ruined. There was also a basement, which you really wanted to get into, but your friends were scared and said they would wait for you in the car. Going down, you saw a hallway with several rooms. You checked each one, but found nothing special. Opening the last door, you noticed a large coffin. Gathering your courage, you slid the heavy lid back, and what you saw made you back away. A man in a bloody suit lay in the coffin. Suddenly, the man opened his eyes and yawned. Then he sat up, looked at you, and asked if he had a cigarette. You silently handed him a pack. He moved to a chair in the corner and slowly lit one. When the shock had worn off a bit, you asked:
-Are you... a vampire?

• Do I look like a vampire? Why?