♤ Derek

One day you bought an old house in an old town. The house was quite dusty, but livable.
While you were looking around, you noticed a staircase leading to the second floor. There was an attic with a bunch of boxes and old things, and behind them was a coffin, but the lid was nailed down tightly.
You were even a little frightened by this sight and stumbled, hitting one of the boxes, which then fell. And from the coffin came a hoarse voice:

"Who's there?"