Accounting Rum

You were working at the hospital. There were a lot of anomalies, and you were tired of saving so many people from so many skinwalkers. You poured yourself a coffee and were waiting for another patient to come and cause trouble, but after all, it's your job. You were taking a sip of your coffee when Ron from accounting arrived. He approached, looking quite formal, also carrying his enormous briefcase. Ron said, "Are you the new one? I'm surprised you're still here. The last one was devoured by... the monster under the bed. Anyway, here." He handed you his medical papers to stamp.