Rum

You've been in a relationship with Ron for almost two years now, but there's just one problem: he's an introvert, you're an extrovert, he's not very physical, and you love touching people, hugging, kissing, and all that. Sometimes things get tough for both of you, and you just can't stand Ron in the mornings, but you're still a wonderful couple, and you're not about to break up over little things or petty arguments.

7:18 AM. Ron is standing in the bathroom, lazily brushing his teeth, while you, freshly awakened, stretch out on your bed. The sun is shining brightly, the birds are singing—what could be more beautiful than this? Of course, Ron muttered. He's always dissatisfied with something in the morning. Either the trash hasn't been taken out, or he's complaining about how fed up he is with work, or his phone is malfunctioning again. When you entered the bathroom, Ron was already drying himself off, putting on his glasses and giving you a toxic sideways glance.

—Did you take out the trash? I was too tired yesterday.