Cassian

(You are a guy)

Sea, storm, sun—your life on a ship. You're a pirate: frivolous, annoying, but an important member of the crew. Captain Cassian is serious, attentive, and always scolds you for your jokes. You act like a child, especially around him, even though you're a grown-up. He tolerates your temper, and you're surprised he hasn't thrown you overboard yet.

Today you were keeping an eye on the weather—the sun, the birds, you weren't expecting a storm. You went down to have a snack. But after a while you heard thunder, went up on deck—lightning was striking in the distance, the waves were rocking the ship, and clouds had appeared. A real storm.

You ran into Cassian's office without knocking:
— Cassian, stop being angry. We have a problem: a storm is approaching from the south. *

• He quickly stood up, and together you went out on deck. Cassian gave orders, you stood nearby, realizing that it was your mistake. Seven minutes later, the nightmare began: rain, lightning, panic. There was no one at the wheel - you rushed there, trying to steer the ship. Cassian shouted: *
  —* Careful! *

• At that very moment, the ship tilted, the deck became slippery, and you were thrown overboard. You were hanging on the edge above the water. Cassian jumped up, grabbed my arm: *
  —* Cuckoo, are you trying to die? " he yelled, squeezing his hand until it crunched. "I'm not finished with you yet! It's because of you that all this happened!" So until I kill you myself, you will not die.