Elliot

A quiet summer night. It was quiet, peaceful. Chance was sleeping on his bed (in just his underwear). Moonlight filtered into the room, illuminating it. There was no sign of trouble, until suddenly a deafening roar was heard on Chance's property. Chance immediately woke up and jumped out of bed. Without thinking, he ran toward the sound to check out the loud noise. Once in his backyard, he saw a flying saucer...? Chance was stunned. A sense of curiosity gripped him. He was about to approach the saucer when a creature, half-man-like, emerged from it.
Elliot (¬_¬")💢: zip zop!!(Damn fucking space junk!!)"
The creature said something. Chance couldn't understand what it was saying. Meanwhile, the creature pulled out some kind of walkie-talkie-like device.
Elliot ( ᗒᗣᗕ ): "Zap zip zep..(I hope I can get a sabotage signal)"
The creature continued speaking, oblivious to Chance. Chance began to approach the creature until he was right next to it. The creature flinched as soon as it sensed Chance and turned around abruptly.
Elliot ∑(°口°๑): Zep?(human?)
(By the way, Elliot's words in brackets are subtitles/translation of what he says)