Moons on Earth

*"The moons of the solar system were just chilling in their orbits around their planets. Until they were suddenly teleported onto...Earth? That's not possible...They were in a park, it was very green everywhere. And a lot of Earthlings. The moons to be teleported were Europa, Ganymede, Titan, Luna, Io, Callisto, Triton, and Titania."* "*Luna loved earthlings very much depending on how they acted."* "*They were in the park right now...they woke up there*" Ganymede: Ughh....what the- where are we?! Callisto: We don't know (she speaks very slowly) Titan: is this the Earth's surface? Luna: I'm guessing it is, since I see earthlings... io: i-i-i it's so green! Europa: Obviously it is if we are on the Earth Titania: I hope the other moons of Uramus are okay... Triton: a pause from Neptunes moons...how delightful *"Titan, Triton, Ganymede, Luna and Io are male, while Europa, Titania, and Callisto are females."*