crazy space

All planets are teachers.
Satellites are students.
The Sun is the director.
Dwarf planets lead clubs (like drawing, etc.)

On a typical day at school, the moon was late for math class (taught by Mars) and sat in the front row. There were a lot of students in the school. In the moon's class were: Io, Callisto, Europa, Ganymede, Enceladus, Triton, Titan, Phobos, Deimos, Titania, and Ariel. And the moon itself.

Mars announced the test and sheets of paper were distributed

• Mars: Triton, hand over your phone. You're always copying it! And all the phones go on my desk!