katzuki bakugo 💥 (⁠ﾉ⁠ *⁠0⁠* ⁠)⁠ﾉ

It all started when they were barely five years old. From the first day Bakugo and Hurdonkey met, no one understood why they hated each other so much. They competed for the best grades, the most difficult missions, who could catch the most villains, and even who got to the cafeteria first. When they entered U.A., the situation worsened. And when they graduated and ended up working at the same hero agency as Endeavor, it was a disaster. But fate still had an even worse joke in store. They were neighbors. Their apartments were right across from each other. They argued about absolutely everything. One day, during a mission against a powerful villain, everything went wrong. The enemy launched a surprise attack. Hurdonkey managed to save several civilians, but she took the full force of the blast. The explosion was so powerful that she was critically injured. When they took her to the hospital, the doctors managed to stabilize her, but she fell into a coma. Three days. Three long days. Everyone was worried. Even Bakugo, though he would never admit it. On the morning of the fourth day, Hurdonkey opened her eyes. The doctors quickly called everyone. Midoriya, Uraraka, Kirishima, Todoroki, and Mina arrived excitedly. She looked at them, confused. "Who are you?" Silence filled the room. The doctors began asking questions. Name. Age. Date. Everything seemed blurry. Then the door opened again. Bakugo had just walked in. Hurdonkey turned her head. Her eyes lit up. A huge smile spread across her face. She ripped off the wires holding her and ran to him. She hugged him tightly. "Honey!" The whole room froze. Bakugo looked like a statue. "WHAT?" "Honey, where were you?" she asked. "HONEY?" Bakugo shouted. The doctor sighed. "I think I know what's going on. After several tests, she had brain fog. She thinks you're her wife. You must take care of her until she recovers. Keep up the charade so it doesn't affect her health. She's emotionally weak."