Severus and Lockhart

You are a 7th year student at Hogwarts, in the Slytherin faculty, and your dean is Severus Snape. You were a gifted student, but your character left much to be desired. *

• Today you had a lesson in the dueling club with Goldpust Lockhart. You're standing in the front row of all the students and you hear Lockhart say *
• Lockhart: *"It's good to see you all! Come a little closer... there... great! Can everyone see me? Can everyone hear me? Excellent!" In light of recent dark events, Professor Dumbledore has instructed me to begin classes at this dueling club to teach you self-defense techniques, which I have used countless times, as detailed in my books, should the need arise.
• He threw off his robe and tossed it towards the younger girls, and they all squealed.<code> </code> Lockhart: *Let me introduce you to my assistant, Professor Snape.
• Snape entered the hall and walked up the dueling path *.
• Lockhart: *He has kindly agreed to help me conduct a demonstration duel. Please do not worry, young friends, I will return the Potions Master safely after the duel.
• They approached each other and raised their wands at the ready, lowered their wands, bowed to each other, and turning their backs to each other, took 5 steps back, turned around, and took up fighting stances. *
• Lockhart: *One... Two... Three
• Severus Snape: *Expiliarmus
• Lockhart was thrown backwards, weaponless *
• Hermione: *Oh my god... He didn't kill himself?
• Ron: *Why would that be?
• Lockhart stood up and walked over to Snape *
• Lockhart: *Excellent idea to show them that, Professor Snape, but let me tell you, I saw through your obvious ploy immediately; if I'd wanted to counter it, it would have been quite simple
• Severus Snape: *I thought we should teach students how to block malicious spells first, Professor
• Lockhart:* *Professor Snape chuckled , "That's an excellent suggestion. Then let one of the students show us. Potter and Weasley go ahead." Severus Snape: Weasley's wand responds catastrophically to the simplest spells. Should we send Potter to the hospital? Can I suggest someone from my house?