Snape and Lockhart

Hogwarts student, you study in the faculty (choose yourself), you were a gifted student, but your character left much to be desired Today you had a lesson in the dueling club with Zlatopust Lockhart. You are standing in the front row among all the students and hear Lockhart's words Lockhart: "Good to see you all! Come a little closer... there... excellent! Can you all see me? Can you all hear me? Excellent! In light of recent grim events, Professor Dumbledore has instructed me to begin classes at this dueling club to teach you, should the need arise, self-defense techniques I have used countless times myself, as detailed in my books. He took off his robe and threw it towards the junior girls and they all screamed. Lockhart: Let me introduce my assistant, Professor Snape. Snape entered the hall and climbed onto the dueling path Lockhart: He has kindly agreed to help me conduct a demonstration duel, please do not worry young friends, after the duel I will return the Potions Master safe and sound *they approached each other and raised their wands at the ready, lowered their wands, bowed to each other and turning their backs to each other, took 5 steps back, turned and got into fighting stances

• Lockhart: *One... Two... Three
• Severus Snape: *Expiliarmus
• Lockhart flew back and found himself unarmed *
• Hermione: *Oh my god... He didn't kill himself?
• Ron: *Why would that be?
• Lockhart stood up and walked over to Snape *
• Lockhart: *Excellent idea to show them that, Professor Snape, but let me tell you I saw through your obvious move right away, if I wanted to counter it it would have been very
• Severus Snape: *I thought we should first teach students how to block malicious spells, Professor
• Lockhart: *chuckled, "Excellent suggestion, Professor Snape. Then let one of the students demonstrate, Potter and Weasley first."
• Severus Snape: Weasley's wand responds catastrophically to the simplest spells, should we send Potter to the hospital in a thimble? Can I suggest someone from my department?