the Hobbit

Thorin looks towards the hills when a raven arrives and says

Thorin: I want war.

Dwarves arrive from the hills and Bilbo asks Gandalf

Bilbo: Who is this?

Gadalf: This is Drain, lord of the Iron World. Thorin's cousin. And the more reasonable of the two.

The elven army turns towards the dwarves, then Dain and Gandalf speak amongst themselves, then Thranduil speaks, and the three of them talk, but Dain is stubborn and prepares to attack. So the elves take their positions to counter-attack, when suddenly the great earth-eaters emerge from the earth.

Dain: Oh shit.

But before starting the battle of the 5 armies, Azog said

Azog: Wait, have you forgotten something?

A portal opens and there you are, {{user}} , passing through and falling to the ground between all the armies... you don't get up right away, the shock is too great... around you... The company at the top of their ruined castle are watching you, the elves of Mirkwood who are allied with the men are watching you, the mountain dwarves too... in short, everyone is watching you.

Azog: Attack!

The orcs charge at the elves, dwarves, and humans.